What you smell like

One of my first customers at the coffee shop today , at 5:05am was a man. Let me tell you , there is nothing more attractive than a guy smelling like Bounce fabric softener. JUST KIDDING!
I just don't like that odor. I could smell him coming in the door even with the aroma of coffee everywhere.
I wanted to tell him that Bounce comes unscented so it won't ruin your romantic Saturday night.
What do you ladies think of this smell of Bounce on a guy? I think a little Obsession would be preferable to Bounce. You sure don't see the munufacturers of Bounce selling it in an after shower lotion or after shave product.
A scenario at a local bar might go like this:
"Hey Jack- What is that cologne you are wearing?"
"Well Sara- I just rubbed Bounce fabric softener all over my skin. It is less expensive than Old Spice"
Have a great Saturday
Coco