What I learn about men each day

My life in a coffee shop. May interactions and dealings with customers every day. Mostly about men because they are so memorable. For women to read because we will see these traits in all of our men.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Nursing Mothers

Well we seem to have had a rash of mothers at our coffee shop who insist on whipping out their breast to nurse their precious babies. It isn't all that bad except several of them refuse to cover up and be discreet about it. I know this is the age old controversy. Breast feeding in public.
It bothered a group of men so much in a meeting outside my shop today that they felt the need to switch tables. Everyone could see the "breast" from quite a bit away.
So what do you say? Or do you say anything?
"Excuse me ma'am, would you like a latte with that breast?"
" Could I get your baby a biscotti to go with that breast milk?"
" You are annoying our customers, could you cover up please?"
I even heard the comment, "indecent exposure". Call the police.
I could just see the 911 call now and the sheriff showing up.
"Where is the perp?" O - officer she is sitting in that chair with her baby.
So what do you think. Cover up or let it all hang out. I think my "porno" guy from the other day would have enjoyed the whole thing.
Have a fabulous Wednesday
Coco

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: What do breasts and model trains have in common?

A: They are both ment for children, but men like to play with them.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Boy... Thats Bathroom reading.. (for men) !!

Actually... being the man I am, i would try to sneek a peak, or stare.. and then she would cover up.

3:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you know that tits are for selling skimpy garments, not for nurturing babies for christ's sake! Take that naked breast into the toilet where it belongs!!!!!

Take your dysfunctional immune systems and your latent type II diabetes and all the other health problems that come with feeding another species' milk to human infants and kiss my lily white ass.

5:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you know that tits are for selling skimpy garments, not for nurturing babies for christ's sake! Take that naked breast into the toilet where it belongs!!!!!

Take your dysfunctional immune systems and your latent type II diabetes and all the other health problems that come with feeding another species' milk to human infants and kiss my lily white ass.

5:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what did you do to resolve this conflict?

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Politeness always counts, "Miss, thank you for feeding your child the way nature intended. I was wondering if you could cover your breast while your child is feeding? Thank you." If they get upset with that, then she's got some issues.

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would a bare breast upset ANYONE?

Really.

1:31 PM  

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